The Diary Ya Left Me Lyrics

She used to gush, she used to spew

All of her feelings onto the pages I'm gonna use

She let it fly, let it all come out

And reading that shit stunk like hell

Let me tell you how

As I started reading those pages

I felt a pain in my anus

Like a warning sign coming straight from behind

The only thing in my sight was

That spiral bound book of secrets

Couldn't hold a match to my meat shits

Goosebumps on my thigh

Bet you thought I'd cry

But since I'm out of two-ply

Thank God for the diary ya left me

Can't tell if I'm feeling empty inside

Still burping the beers think they're the ones to thank this time

So I'll pop another squat on that throne of white

And get to muddying up that paper until I'm feeling right

As I started reading those pages

I felt a pain in my anus

Like a warning sign coming straight from behind

The only thing in my sight was

That spiral bound book of secrets

Couldn't hold a match to my meat shits

Goosebumps on my thigh

Bet you thought I'd cry

But since I'm out of two-ply

Thank God for the diary ya left me

With one good push it all seemed a little less heavy

I got over you cuz the diary ya left me

As I started reading those pages

I felt a pain in my anus

Like a warning sign coming straight from behind

The only thing in my sight was

That spiral bound book of secrets

Couldn't hold a match to my meat shits

Goosebumps on my thigh

Bet you thought I'd cry

But since I'm out of two-ply

Thank God for the diary ya

Thank God for the diarrhea

Thank God for the diarrhea left me