Fred ft. Evania Lyrics

Please stop calling me Fred

If I knew a Fred at some point he's probably dead

Please stop calling me Fred

If I knew a Fred at some point he's probably dead

Please stop calling me Fred

Oh please stop calling me Fred

Please stop calling me Fred

Please stop calling me Fred

I was walking a cockroach down the street

When a random stranger approached me and my leash

He thought my name was Fred

And proceeded to talk like he knew me

I didn't know what to do

Apparently I looked some guy he knew

So I responded with a

And then he got very confused

The paramedics came as soon as he called

I did not know they would get involved

They stepped on the roach and killed it dead

And thought my name was fucking Fred

Please stop calling me Fred

If I knew a Fred at some point he's probably dead

Please stop calling me Fred

If I knew a Fred at some point he's probably dead

Please stop calling me Fred

Oh please stop calling me Fred

Please stop calling me Fred

Please stop calling me Fred

My nurse was named Olsen

Middle name Elizabeth

She worse some blue scrubs

And had a nice pair of lips

She asked if I was okay

And I said it's just an average day

But they killed my roach now it's dead

She gave me a pat on my head

She walked me out of the institute

And said don't come back anytime soon

The guy who then got me into this mess then said

Hey pal are you okay Fred

I explained my name was Calvin

And how it fucking rhymed with fountain

He got red and was ashamed

Just like the others they're all the same

Please stop calling me Fred

If I knew a Fred at some point he's probably dead

Please stop calling me Fred

If I knew a Fred at some point he's probably dead

Please stop calling me Fred

Oh please stop calling me Fred

Please stop calling me Fred

Please stop calling me Fred