Bulletproof Vest Lyrics

It's a beautiful day

Let's go down to the Safeway

We can get some shopping out of the way

Christy can go see Gabby on the corner

Maybe she'll run when she gets older

Jared's busy planning ahead

He won't be happy until she's dead

It's time to say goodbye to his friends

He won't be around when all of this ends

She has to wear a bulletproof vest

So she doesn't get shot in the chest

If he can shoot from point-blank range

Aiming for the head is not a fair exchange

A little after ten o'clock

Jared gets out his semi-automatic Glock

Everybody better get out of the way

He has to stop after thirty three rounds

Billy tackles him down to the ground

Jared is on a rampage

He will be on the front page

He will exercise his silent rights

Sarah's got the district in her sights

She has to wear a bulletproof vest

So she doesn't get shot in the chest

Too many crazies wandering the town

You never know who might drop a few rounds

She didn't wear a bulletproof vest

She didn't get shot in the chest

She wasn't even wearing a gun

That's not how she got things done

Thanks to Danny applying the pressure

Gabby returned to the legislature

You know this thing isn't going away

It isn't even safe to go to school

Crazy doesn't play by the rules

She has to wear a bulletproof vest

So she doesn't get shot in the chest

Too many crazies wandering the town

You never know who might drop a few rounds

She didn't wear a bulletproof vest

She didn't get shot in the chest

She wasn't even wearing a gun

That's not how she got things done