Enlightenment Lyrics

Don't let yourself into my flat anymore

And don't expect that I shall feed your cat anymore

Gone are the scintillating chats I adore

All you ever do is drone away

Spare me your dilemma

It's giving me a tremor

Registering a ten on my in-flic-tor scale

Your story… snory, endless inventory

Your daddy never listened and

Your mom made you her surrogate

Ask your higher power to pay me by the hour

When your inner child is sobbing near my plate

Get a pacifier, that kid has raised my ire

She's not that teeny anymore and you're too late

You're digging and mining, one day at a time-ing

Yoga, bioenergetics, paganism, mirth

Lord, goddess, Buddha, Jesus

Neptune, Greenspan, Dionysus

Save me from your introspecting, look at me I'm genuflecting

Stay the self-absorbed route, I will pull my hair out

I can use an incarnational break

Your relentless incantations, mantras, revelations

Om mani padmi… ho hum… rama lama lama ding dong

What is your compunction to dwell on your dysfunction?

Your walls are lined with self-help books

But you ain't got no self

Oh spare me your enlightenment

And on your way out…

Throw me a beer