Front Page Boiz (It's Tom Neunz) ft. Tom Neunz & BrySuperSaurus Lyrics

(Creative showcase)

IT'S TOM NEUNZ

IT'S TOM NEUNZ

IT'S TOM NEUNZ

IT'S TOM NEUNZ

He is the greatest pixel artist that the world has ever seen

He will draw you death - if you know what I mean

Uhh

I didn't really mean that he would draw you to death

I'm sorry that I have misinformed the stream

He's a really nice boy

He's actually very sweet

He is the Neunziest Tom

That you will meet on the street

And if you spend 420 bits

You can get text to speech

Or you can spend channel points

He'll put a goose on the screen

IT'S TOM NEUNZ

Tom Neunz on the screen yeah you know where I've been

Hangin' out in the chat with the pixel cats

And I feel really cool when I'm hangin' out with Tom

Two Front Page Boiz goin' off like a bomb

(IT'S TOM NEUNZ)

Wait! A bomb? Call the police!

Get these bomb boys off of the streets

Now we're in court wearing pants with pleats

Defending our damn lives

I'll give you the deets

We've been bloody bested and bloody arrested

The Judge took a look and he bloody suggested

We lay off the bombs and all the destructing

I said

"Your Honour, I'm interrupting

There's been a mistake

We're not real bombs

I like dinosaurs and that's Pixel Tom

We stream on Twitch and we're center stage

That is to say: we're on the front page

So our numbers are going up

You could say that we're blowing up

And Tom has been showing up for ten hours

He's glowing up!"

The judge looked at me and then he looked at Tom

Then he looked at me

And then he looked at Tom

Put his hand to his head and he scratched an itch

And he said

"Wait... what is Twitch?"

We showed him the site and he dropped the charges

We sighed a relief for our streaming arses

"But hold on a minute, these streams are HOT

The beat is too sick and I've lost the plot

I can't let you out, you're too damn fire

Hotter than a couple of guns for hire

These two boys might cause some strife

I'm putting you two behind bars for life!"

Long story short we appealed alright

And everything was dropped

Just like this mic