All My Friends Live on the Internet Lyrics

All my friends live on the internet ooo

All my friends live on the internet ooo

Come on

Would you be mad

If I said

I never really wanna meet ya

In-person like

Wouldn't that kill

The vibe we got?

Would you be sad

If I said

You're probably my best friend

My mom

Thinks I'm pathetic

I think she's getting old

All my friends live on the internet

Ooo

All my friends live on the internet

Ooo

There's nothing virtual about you

All my friends live on the internet

Ooo

Come on

Are you free to talk right now?

There's no one in this town that gets me

Maybe you and I

Could kill some aliens

And laugh it off?

Would you be glad

If I said

I'm never ever

Going to ghost ya

Can ya hear me?

No

Hold up

I am frozen

My wifi is down again

How am I supposed

To see my friends

When DSPs be throttling

No cap

I slap my wifi router

But notice that my neighbor

Set his password to

Secret one two three

Lucky me

All my friends live on the internet

Ooo

All my friends live on the internet

Ooo

There's nothing virtual about you

All my friends live on the internet

Ooo

Yeah