Big Brother Ed ft. B1G D06 N0153 Lyrics

Yo, uh, aye

This is a story about how I killed Ernie

Mwa-ha-ha-ha

I come alive

On the street

On the street

On the street

Don't repeat

What I'm about to say

Big brother Ed

Big brother Ed

Big brother Ed

Big brother Ed

Big brother Ed

C-A money sign

Back with the money sign

Meet me on the silver line

I don't like lemons, I eat the limes

Big brother Ed

Big brother Ed

Bulldozer, I'm bigger bulldozer

Back on the street, hold on let me pull over

See a chick flick a cig, big tits, licky-lick

Big wrist, gotta spit, 1st gear, flick the wrist

Skrt-skrt-skrt, I look like Bert

Ernie likes her, I'll shoot ernie

Ernie wants to die, Ernie wants to cry

I'll punch him in the eye, watch him cry

Big brother Ed, big brother Ed

Big brother Ed, big brother Ed

Big brother Ed

Waiting for skillet, return to the village

RuneScape, gotta skill it, bitch Imma sip it

Sippin' sippin' sippin' on pee

I like green, I like beans

Come with me, kill Ernie

Where is my banjo?

Where is my glock?

Where did Ernie go with my rock?

I was gonna kill Ernie with that rock

Oh no, he might kill me with that rock

I'll just shoot him with my glock

Bop-bop-bop, bop-bop-bop

Ernie comes around the corner

He's lurking, he's lurking

In dark, he's hurting, he's hurting

I shot him with the burst, he's hurtin'

I still look like Bert Imma bury Ernie in the dirt

Plant some flowers on grave

Now he can't lay his hands on my babe

Got him, I shot him in the head

Dead-dead-dead, Ernie is dead

He made his bed, Ernie is dead

Dead-dead-dead, dead-dead-dead

Ernie is dead, he made his bed

Big brother Ed, big brother Ed

Big brother Ed, big brother Ed

Big brother Ed

I'm the map, I'm the map

I'm the map, like Dora

I'm the map, smell my feet

Hear my ass, I can fap

I can meme, I can trap

I can meme, I'm a meme

Just kidding, fuck-fuck-fuck

Bada-bing, bada-boom

Sing that tune, I can lasso the moon

With a torch, bring your porch

I'm a king, where's my sword?

There it is, in your chest

I'm the king, I'm the best

See this ring, no contest

I don't fling, all the rest

Of my stool, that i'm standing on top of your mom

Ha-ha-ha, he-he-he

First I drink, then I pee

With some glee, fuck your memes

They all suck, I'm the dream

You're a cuck, fuck a duck

Fuck a drum, suck my pee

Pee-pee-poo

Hercules, strong man, yeah

I want to eat some ham

Eat some beans from a can

Smoke some trees with a bang

And a boom, K-artune

Huh, what?

Bitch, I'm a fucking god

Coming soon to a theater near you

Drink my sweat, drink my poo

Sokka was kinda bad, Sokka was kinda rad

Avatar was so good, But Korra sucks some ass

Actually I don't know

I do not watch that show

Cause it's bad, like your mom

Ha-ha-ha, bing-bing-bong

Take that rip, snort some jazz

Snort the tip of my ass

Don't be crass, have some class

We do not play the sax

No I can't, but I won't

Cause I'm fucking lazy

Please leafy, come back to YouTube

We need you, we need you, we need you

Like a dog needs his food

And your mom needs my goo

ROFLMAO

Sucky pork, porky shao

Murky duck, with a towel

In the back of the town

With a gun, and a dog

Who is dying in a bog

Before he saw the sun

Saw the light, start to fight

And survive, overcame

Oversights, in the code

Cause the glitch, he survived

Certain death, what a god

What a G, Flip it back

D-O-G

Hit the sack, hit the green

Cause that's my routine

Before I merk your team

And I make em all bleed

Big brother Ed, big brother Ed

Big brother Ed, big brother Ed

Big brother Ed