Shorts Guy Lyrics

I wear shorts in the summer

And shorts in the spring

I wear shorts in the winter

I don't feel a thing

And I don't get the whole scene

With claustrophobic skinny jeans

I let my little buddy fly

I'm a shorts guy

There's a real small fashion living in our world today

And I'm bringing forth the season in a new found way

So come on and strut your sexy self

Where them short fuck everyone else

When I slip them on my legs are free

And I can stretch them out on the trampoline

I'm feeling (Not just looking) cool

Already got them on jumping in the pool

Ain't no damn style cliché

I wear my shorts everyday

I wear shorts in the summer

And shorts in the spring

I wear shorts in the winter

I don't feel a thing

And I don't get the whole scene

With claustrophobic skinny jeans

I let my little buddy fly

I'm a shorts guy

You know I let the air flow

When I'm out and about and on the go

Whenever it comes to rain

Me and my shorts we don't complain 'cause they're

Quick drying

Go inside

Take off them jeans I'm starting the style with

I wear shorts in the summer

And shorts in the spring

I wear shorts in the winter

I don't feel a thing

And I don't get the whole scene

With claustrophobic skinny jeans

I let my little buddy fly

I'm a shorts guy

Okay, you can wear whatever the hell you want

You don't have to listen to all of these cynical influencers

Or me, you know

Finding comfort in yourself is the only thing that matters

So who cares if people judge you, that's on them

Just be yourself

You stunner

Who's with me

I wear shorts in the summer

And shorts in the spring

I wear shorts in the winter

I don't feel a thing

And I don't get the whole scene

With claustrophobic skinny jeans

I let my little buddy fly

I'm a shorts guy

I wear shorts in the summer

And shorts in the spring (I wear them in the spring)

I wear shorts in the winter

I don't feel a thing (I don't feel a thing)

And I don't get the whole scene (No, I, I don't get it, don't get it, no)

With claustrophobic skinny jeans

I let my little buddy fly

I'm a shorts guy

I'm a shorts guy

And I let my little buddy fly

I'm a shorts guy

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