Fuck I Hate To Have A Haemorrhoid Lyrics

Sitting by my window

I can feel it growing bigger

And it scares the hell out if me

Though I know I cannot stop it

I can't seem to find a way

To find relief

I'm the one it's picking on

And I don't like it anymore

I don't wanna play this game

Fuck I hate to have a haemorrhoid

Rubbing creams

And squirting sprays

Is all a part of life to me

And I don't find it amusing

After all

I know it is down there somewhere

Lurking around and causing grief

But I can't reach it

Fuck I hate to have a haemorrhoid

Fuck I hate to have a haemorrhoid

Fuck I hate to have a haemorrhoid

Fuck I hate to have a

Fuck I hate to have a haemorrhoid

Fuck I hate to have a

Pain has overwhelmed me

I'm a tired pathetic mess

Have to get it seen to

Have to do what's best

Please take off your strides

Lay down over there

Relax my poor old friend

Put your feet up in the air

Fuck I hate to have a haemorrhoid

Fuck I hate to have a

Fuck I hate to have a haemorrhoid

Fuck I hate to have a

Fuck I hate to have a haemorrhoid

Fuck I hate to have a

Fuck I hate to have a haemorrhoid

Fuck I hate to

From the guts of the beast

Doom's fire doth speweth

In the towns and villages

Poor folk he doth cheweth

And he smiles as he probes around

Deriving pleasure from my pain

And he laughs as he squeezes

Driving me more and more insane

Sharper

Harder

Sharper

Harder

Piercing my ane

My ane

My ane

Oh fuck