Jokes on Me Lyrics

My pant legs are wet

And I can't help but feel upset to think about when they'll be dry

I'm using windex

To clean the glass that I have cleaned so many times before

It's such a chore

Life's a bore

The jokes on me

And you all laugh

It's funny, it really is

Live life lackluster

Met Mary, don't trust her

I can see it in her eyes

She can see through all my lies

And I despise the jokes on me

And you all laugh

I guess I can too

The jokes on me

And you all laugh

It's funny, aint it

I think I've heard before

That when you laugh a good laugh

You save a year of your life

Well I'm here to tell you

That if that's true

I'll live forever

A luxury I don't think that I'm prepared for

I'm unprepared for

It already feels like eternity

The laughs lately as funny as before

Settling an uneven sword

Dueling dagger vs sword

I count this last smile

Most likely as my last smile and

Once again dirty the glass