Breakup Cake Lyrics

I woke up late this morning

And had myself some cake for breakfast

(With my cornflakes)

I hope you like the necklace

I bought you for your birthday

'Cause I'm broke now

I'm broken

Hearted that you left me

After I introduced you to my family (To my family)

You wear those diamonds like a trophy

For breaking my heart

My little Sophie

I think I made a mistake

When I let you in my life

'Cause now I'm drowning in relational strife

Oh you left me so high and dry

I really thought for a second you would be my wife

Tell me why (Why)

Does time (Time)

Drag on (Drags on)

Ad infinitum?

The morning is still young

I've died a million times in the

Last half hour (Yeah)

I tried standing in the shower but I couldn't

So I sat down instead

(Mmm)

I made a mistake when I let you in my life (Why'd I let you in?)

Now I'm drowning in relational strife

Oh you left me so high and dry (My heart is broken)

I really thought for a second you would be my wife (Broken)

I'm as bitter as the cake that I baked yesterday for your birthday

Oh-oh-o-oh

Uh I'm not sure exactly where I went wrong

I don't usually bake

I could've added too much... powder?

I made a mistake

When I let you in my life

Now I'm drowning in relational strife (I'm drowning I'm drowning) (Yeah)

Oh you left me so high and dry

I really thought for a second you would be my wife

Why did you blow me off

Like you blew out the candles?

And it took you like 6 tries (That's painful to watch)

I don't like birthday surprises when it comes to

Icing me out of your life

I guess we both had something different in mind

'Cause when you blew out those candles I

Thought you'd be mine