If You Met a Yeti ft. George McMahon & Claire Ivory Lyrics

If you met a Yeti

Just what would you do?

Would you chase him through the trees

And hit him with your shoe?

Or would you run the other way

As fast as you could go?

And leave this old abominable snowman to his snow

If I met a Yeti

Here's what I would do

I'd quickly gallop through the trees

Until my face was blue

And when my legs were tired

And I couldn't carry on

I think I'd climb the tallest tree

And wait till he was gone

Cos a Yeti’s big and hairy

And ugly as can be

He leaves his great big footprints

For everyone to see

And people call him Bigfoot

But never to his face

Coz if you tried to race him

You would never win the race

If I met a Yeti

Here's what I would do

I'd have him round for supper

And we'd share a joke or two

We'd talk about the weather

And here's how the story ends

Me and hairy bigfoot

Would become the best of friends

If you met a Yeti

Just what would you do?

Would you tell him go away

By shouting at him 'shoo'?

Or would you try escaping

Just as fast as you could go?

And leave that old abominable snowman to his snow

Cos a Yeti’s big and hairy

And ugly as can be

He leaves his great big footprints

For everyone to see

And people call him big-foot

But never to his face

Coz if you tried to race him

You would never win the race

So if you meet a yeti

Here's what you should do

Bring him into town

Buy him a brand new pair of shoes

Then take him to the forest

And make sure you let him know

That you're leaving the abominable snowman to his snow

Cos a Yeti’s big and hairy

And ugly as can be

He leaves his great big footprints

For everyone to see

And people call him big-foot

But never to his face

Coz if you tried to race him

You would never win the race