Heavy Metal Hero Lyrics

You know which side your, bread is buttered

Like Brando in Paris, dancing with his lover

Champagne for dinner, white lines for dessert

A game of naked twister, after strip poker

You were hiding the ace, with the Devil on your shoulder

Everyone's a winner, take off your skirt

Come on, clap your hands

Sing the chorus with the band

Oh my heavy metal hero

Oh throw the TV through the window

Oh I don't care if you're a weirdo

Oh coz you're my, heavy metal hero

Sexual tension but there's, not enough in the cord

Caught with you dick in your hand, how did you get so bored

In excess is too much for some

Replace your blood with, a bottle of jack

Honey on intravenous, along with he crack,

Lemmy would have been proud of what you've become

Come on, clap your hands

Sing the chorus with the band

Oh my heavy metal hero

Oh throw the TV through the window

Oh I don't care if you're a weirdo

Oh coz you're my, heavy metal hero

I don't want you to die tonight,

with a shotgun, overdose or a rope that's too tight

You're the only one that stops me, being a zero

Coz your my, heavy metal, hero

Come on, clap your hands

Sing the chorus with the band

Oh my heavy metal hero

Oh throw the TV through the window

Oh I don't care if you're a weirdo

Oh coz you're my, heavy metal hero