As Near And As Far Lyrics

My old lady told me

Man I believe you're getting lazy

Yeah my old lady said to yours truly

She said Man I believe you're getting lazy

She's always on my case 'bout something

Slowly surely sending me crazy

Gonna be trouble no doubt

As near and as far as I can tell

Yeah there's gonna be trouble alright

Just as near and far as I can tell

Some women are born to raise children

My old lady prefers just to be raise hell

Y'know I told her relax babe

Everything will be done in due time

I told her to just unwind woman

I'll be getting around to it some time

But right about now I'm just chillin

You just be sure to call me come supper time

Always gets that look on her face

Right before she starts to cuss and yell

Yeah I always see that look on her face

Right before she starts to cuss and yell

I swear sometimes she forgets how much she loves me

As near and as far as I can tell

I tell ya the Devil would start a running

When she wakes up in one of her moods

I said baby, baby, baby

Why the unfriendly attitude?

Tell Daddy what's up sugar

How's 'bout showing daddy a little gratitude

Oh Baby

Sometimes I swear she forgets how much she loves me

As near and as far as I can tell