Not Me Nigel Lyrics

Nigel Noggins was - a very lazy lad

He never, ever, helped - his mum or dad

When they asked to put his stuff away

"Not me!" Nigel Noggins would always say

And he said Nah etc

One day at school – Nigel had P.E

His classmates went outside but Nigel said Not me

He slumped into a beanbag - on the floor

He thought school was such a bore

And he said Nah etc

While his classmates played - octopus outside

An earthquake shook the school - from side to side

All the children - gathered on the grass

And Nigel finally got up - off his… bean bag

Like a blur - he sprinted out the door

And joined his class in three seconds point four

When the shaking stopped – his teacher asked

Did you know you're the fastest - in the class

And he said Nah etc

Now Nigel Noggin's not - so lazy anymore

He cleans up and helps - with all his chores

He's the best runner the school - has ever had

It's hard to believe he was - such a lazy lad

When he used to say... Nah etc