All I Do is Watch TV Lyrics

I read a book on grief

It told me to lay in bed

To picture you standing there

And what you would have said

I go to the corner store

I get a Big Gulp of guilt

I pour it on the floor just to watch it spill

'Cause all I do is watch TV

I thank my lucky stars those people aren't me

But I'm still staring at a screen

Why do I compare

Because comparing is free

When I can't sleep at night

I listen to true crime

Is that my twisted brain

Trying to pass the time

Maybe if you were here

You'd say you were too mean

Maybe if you were here

You'd be a drag queen

'Cause all I do is watch TV

I thank my lucky stars those people aren't me

But I'm still staring at a screen

Why do I compare

Because comparing is free

All I need is eighty summers

To get my shit together

All I need is eighty summers

To get my shit together

All I do is watch TV

I thank my lucky stars those people aren't me

But I'm still staring at a screen

Why do I compare

Because comparing is free

All I do is watch TV

But I'm still staring at a screen