DANCE IF UR GAY! Lyrics

Excuse me

Well, its sister Alfred

Back again

Okay I'm ready

One Two Three Four

Yo Shawty

What's got you down

Told you for you I'd always be around

You can vent to me, and I won't clown (And I won't clown)

My parents don't know and yours don't either- need it be said

If they did there'd be a gun to our heads

Embrace the pain and let tears soak your bed

Or try another therapy method instead

And dance if you are gay

Raise your hands up dance the pain away

Show me your best twerk show me your nae nae

And nose scrunch it up like Addison Rae

Dance if you are gay

Raise your hands up dance the pain away

Show me your best twerk show me your nae nae

And nose scrunch it up like Addison Rae

Last digits 985 because you looking sus

I would wipe off my tears but hell what's the fuss

If they keep on coming like there's enough for both of us

Might just accept it all and throw back my bus

Tiny dancer do a jig for me

Enough drip to make up the deep ass sea

Enough bars to keep me going on for a week

But the tears aren't fully gone so don't u dare take a seat

And dance if you are gay

Raise your hands up dance the pain away

Show me your best twerk show me your nae nae

And nose scrunch it up like Addison Rae

Dance if you are gay

Raise your hands up dance the pain away

Show me your best twerk show me your nae nae

And nose scrunch it up like Addison Rae

I've known I was queer since the very night I landed here

Staring straight at you like a deer

My gay attributes giving you fear

Okay stop recording I'm out of breath

Wait!

Wait stop for a minute please stop for a

Us gays spawn stripper poles from the sky

Out of here when you spout views from 1935

How do we hurt you from just being alive

Does just a sight of fruits stab you like it was a knife

Well, that's okay everyone has their own opinions

You can kick it back with your homophobic minions

It will never bother me because I'm also making billions

In today's society it will always have divisions

It's unfortunate, isn't it

The world we live in

I mean, all we can do is just accept it

Life will never be perfect

Or we can all come together and just um

And dance if you are gay

Raise your hands up dance the pain away

Show me your best twerk show me your nae nae

And nose scrunch it up like Addison Rae

Dance if you are gay

Raise your hands up dance the pain away

Show me your best twerk show me your nae nae

And nose scrunch it up like Addison Rae

Addison Rae got nothing on me

Yeah, I am half gay

Yeah, uh mum if you're listening yeah, I'm half gay

I'm sorry I never told you I got scared

But yeah, turns out I'm a massive fruit