Death by Panda Lyrics
- Genre:Acoustic
- Year of Release:2022
Lyrics
Pandas will melt your face
Turn your bones to paste
Destroy the human race
It's on their things to do list
Pandas can read your mind
Shoot lasers from their eyes
There's no place to hide
They're reading all your emails
Death by panda
Death by panda
Death by panda
It's not just black and white
A Panda will blow your mind
And kick your behind
It's pandemonium
World domination is their goal
They'll devour your mortal soul
Eat you up like an eggroll
You better say your prayers and go
Death by panda
Death by panda
Death by panda
They want you to think they're cute and cuddly
But their intentions are so ugly
It's such an embarrassment
You'll wonder where you went
When they wrap you up in bamboo
And eat you like a taco
Pandas, they don't fight fair
They'll use your toothbrush to comb their hair
Then stretch out your underwear
They're a deceptive kind of bear
Death by panda
Death by panda
Death by panda
Death by panda