Kung Fu Cunt Lyrics

He's the man of your wet dreams, step back and watch him strut

Crotch bursting at the seams, he'll turn a nun into a slut

A blueprint of perfection, beneath the disco lights

Nine inch of pre-erection, packed in nice and tight

Is that a hunger, that I see in your eyes

He'll be the one that can feed ya

Heroes don't always wear capes, my dear

But a codpiece is standard procedure

He's a Kung Fu cunt, watch him get his kicks

Tenth Dan, Jackie Chan, Kung Fu chopping bricks

He's a Kung Fu cunt, and he moves like Bruce Lee

With a Rolex watch and a Kung Fu crotch from 1973

He's the man of your wet dreams, and he's on the disco floor

Crotch bursting in his jeans, he'll turn a nun into a whore

A blueprint of perfection, lit up like dynamite

Nine inch of love injection, packed in nice and tight

Is that a hunger, that I see in your eyes

He'll be the one that can feed ya

Heroes don't always wear capes, my dear

But a codpiece is standard procedure

He's a Kung Fu cunt, watch him get his kicks

Tenth Dan, Jackie Chan, Kung Fu chopping bricks

He's a Kung Fu cunt, and he moves like Bruce Lee

With a Rolex watch and a Kung Fu crotch from 1973

Is that a hunger, that I see in your eyes

He'll be the one that can feed ya

Heroes don't always wear capes, my dear

But a codpiece is standard procedure

He's a Kung Fu cunt, watch him get his kicks

Tenth Dan, Jackie Chan, Kung Fu chopping bricks

He's a Kung Fu cunt, and he moves like Bruce Lee

With a Rolex watch and a Kung Fu crotch from 1973