Treat Me Nice Lyrics

I got a job it ain't going nowhere

I gotta head full of ice-cold grey hair

I gotta house in the middle of paradise

All that I'm asking is honey won't you treat me nice

I know squeeze in Little Rock,

She's quite a tease and she grabs my clock

And she shows me it's time for her to give me some advice

I gotta breath, oh honey won't you treat me nice

I know a dancer in New York City

A sweet romancer who exposes her witty

Sense of humor when she whispers, I'm with Vice

I'm caught in a trance here, honey won't you treat me nice

A sweetheart centered in South Carolina

Wants me to enter her in a line of

Women with whom I might dodge wedding rice

Come into my room, honey won't you treat me nice

Desiree Pike from East Nantucket

Said she saw what she liked and wanted to truck it

Up to Alaska so she could drive it across some ice

I gotta ask ya, honey won't you treat me nice

If you ever go to Niagara Falls

Sweet Katie Snow will grab your calls

When you don't want to answer the phone but she charges a hefty price

Don't leave me alone, oh honey won't you treat me nice

In the Dallas/Fort Worth metro-plex

It's just teaming with women who want to have Texas

Be its own country, but that's something that it can't try twice

Come to me one time, oh honey won't you treat me nice