Linguini Lyrics

Aye yo, Good Morning

Get your fucking feet of my sofa

Póllo thinking they loco

Y'all under my Chucks like some roaches

I'm sipping mimosas, doing yoga

Watching the Pats play Arizona

Me and the Fleetwood taking turns on the throne

Where the fuck are our Coronas

Hitting trees, Ponderosa

Then hit the mall for them loafers

Shit, I forgot about Covid

Guess I'll stay in and watch Oprah

Getting bored imma road trip

Go back home, beat Dame in a pickup game

Then buy the city of Portland

Acquire the whole west-coast through extortion

Blunts so fat they morbid

Might test drive some Porsches

Dine and dash 5 star courses

Fuck the world raw make it pay for that abortion

Tummy full go to bed and the day is over

God damn is it worth the hangover

God damn when did the working take over

Another day in the life, another dollar to be stolen

Another day, another couple dollars

Them dogs is almost off the collars

Sick as fuck, turning down the doctor

Eat Linguini, we been spitting business like mobsters

Burning trees, thinking about that offer

Working eight days a week maybe longer

Exhausted, we ain't leaving without the couple dollars

Another day, another couple dollars

Exhausted, we ain't leaving without the couple dollars

Okay, think to myself every morning

Holy shit, I'm feeling sick as Ebola, ill as Pneumonia

Almost got the whole world under hypnosis

We'll be bank rolling our own opponents

It's just show-biz

Your bitch weave, ratty like rodents

Noticed her knees ashy need lotion

Probably how she got last weeks promotion

I can help throw that bitch in the ocean

A true Casanova

Fresh baked, press play

Never skip Dilla's Donuts

Wash it down with that shit that give you pure cirrhosis

Might as well overdose on coca, like Jon Jones with a snowman

Hocus pocus, one hell of a showman

The rope a dope poet

Later focused, major psychosis

Smoking with the homie Leo painting some bitch named Mona

Running late got to build a boat with Noah

He said something about it storming

But first I gotta run Hills with Jonah and take before and after photos

Then I got a business meeting with Jehovah

Almost forgot, I got dinner with the whole

CG cast of Frozen, woah

They said slow the motion

Screws ain't loose, they broken

What if I forget the motive

I need more weed, wraps, and potion

I wonder when the dice will stop rolling

Coming down, and out of ibuprofen

Roll my last pinch of the day and start smoking

I wonder how long this shit will keep going

Make it out alive, that shits a fucking bonus

Another day in the life, another dollar to stolen