Raccoon Shit Lyrics

Well, there was a raccoon

Then, he was in my car, and-

Dude, how'd he get in your cool car

I left my windows down for like two nights

And Maunkiss just comes in

And like, I had all this food in my back seat

And Maunkiss just like, eats all of it

And like, shits all over all my seats

And then it was like, in my car

Cuz I rolled up the windows

But Maunkiss was still in there and I didn't know it

And so I come back today and I just see this raccoon

Like, chillin' on my car seat

And it wouldn't come out

Like, I opened the door

And it like, wouldn't come out

And then it came out and had a seizure and I had to shoot him

(Dude, how'd he get in your cool car)

I left my windows down for like two nights

And Maunkiss just comes in

And like, I had all this food in my back seat

And Maunkiss just like, eats all of it

And like, shits all over all my seats

And then it was like, in my car

Cuz I rolled up the windows

But Maunkiss was still in there and I didn't know it

And so I come back today and I just see this raccoon

Like, chillin' on my car seat

And it wouldn't come out

Like, I opened the door

And it like, wouldn't come out

And then it came out and had a seizure and I had to shoot him

It's kinda fucked up