The Micheal Holt Apocalypse Lyrics

It is approximately 3:33 in the night time

Holt's Dad is sitting on the couch

'Watch the dawg'

Oh no, Holt's Dad is a monster

He's been locked in the basement

With the body of Maunkiss

I think he's doing some kind of crazy experiments

Maunkiss is hairless

Damn, this is some scary shit

Holt's Dad has two dicks

Holt's Dad

Holt's Dad has no gag reflex

Holt's Dad watches Oprah in the morning

He watches Oprah in the morning

Holt's Dad has an impressive DVD collection

He collects his farts in mason jars

Oh no, Holt's Dad is a monster

He's been locked in the basement

With the body of Maunkiss

I think he's doing some kind of crazy experiments

Maunkiss is hairless

Damn, this is some scary shit

Oh no, Holt's Dad is a monster

He's been locked in the basement

With the body of Maunkiss

I think he's doing some kind of crazy experiments

Maunkiss is hairless

Damn, this is some scary shit

Oh my god, I saw Holt's Dad

Jackin' off Maunkiss the dawg

He's down there playing with his two-piece playsuit dick

Holt has to wash his sheets and empty his bags of shit

Holt's Dad saved those seven babies last February

They were being attacked by a malicious pack of crows

And he saved them

And nursed them back to health

With his breast

Oh no, Holt's Dad is a monster

He's been locked in the basement

With the body of Maunkiss

I think he's doing some kind of crazy experiments

Maunkiss is hairless

Damn, this is some scary shit