Steadyman Lyrics

By the time that you returned, they half-completed the season

And didn't even bother to put any rhyme or reason to you

They wrote you off over The Heritage Week

When the numbers have always been so historically weak

They even tried to change your theme song

To imply that you had a problem with France

They stretched the very letter of the law

To somehow keep you from keeping your advance

We can sometimes catch his signal when he's on the mend

But it never lasts for long as he is always making up new friends

On these city streets where nothing seems to be open

In a new and unhelpful way he seems to be coping with the news

But we still always play your theme song

As it makes all the young people dance

But they still always say your name wrong

Without vowels they had never had a chance

Yeah, we always play your theme song

Some kids write the words down on their pants

Who cares if it helps get their youth wrong

At least they'll be more careful with their hands