Captain Obvious Lyrics

(Oi, oi oi, oi, oi oi

Oi, oi oi, oi, oi oi)

You keep telling me shit I already know

You think you're so high up when you're severely low

You act fast in the head but you're really slow

You keep blurting out shit I already know

You think you're clever with your smart ass facts

But the fact is you don't know how to act

You think you know it all, know it all, know it all

But it's you who has further to fall

Fuck you bitch, your info is irrelevant

And don't talk to me unless you take a peppermint

I don't give a shit about your voice

I don't wanna hear it, you don't have a choice

Oh thank you, fucking idiot

No thank you, fucking idiot

Yea I think you're a fucking idiot

No help you're a captain obvious

You say your ideas are grand as fuck

When really they fall flat because

They're shallow so shut the fuck up

You aren't even that smart

When all you did was never go deeper

And say something stupid from the start

Fuck you bitch, your info is irrelevant

And don't talk to me unless you take a peppermint

I don't give a shit about your voice

I don't wanna hear it, you don't have a choice

Oh thank you, fucking idiot

No thank you, fucking idiot

Yea I think you're a fucking idiot

No help you're a captain obvious

(Captain obvious, captain obvious

Ca, captain obvious, mm-mm, mm-mm

Captain obvious)