Enchanted Glasses Lyrics

It was looking like a throw back Monday

The whole human race was on my back

And coming off a dreadful weekend

I was looking for a four leaf clover, Jack

Given half the chance I'd roll up

In a little ball and go right back to sleep

Flip the safety off a Nyquil bottle

Take a hit and then I'd backstroke Neptune deep

Bought a coffee and a Charley ticket

I took a little risk and blew off work

At the far end of the subway platform

Saw a crazy old codger who was going berserk

I watched him crab-walk toward me

Pretty soon I felt him pulling on my sleeve

Heard the screech of a braking trolley

Jumping on I heard him tell me to believe

Without the pain there is no gain

You've got to keep on looking through

Enchanted Glasses

Getting slammed into a balance hand pole

I felt a sudden sharpness against my chest

In the pocket of my leather jacket

I found a pair of multi-colored tricked out specs

Just for a laugh I tried them

When I looked around I thought that I had died

Everybody had a golden aura

The subway car looked like a Magic Kingdom ride

Without the pain there is no gain

You've got to keep on looking through

Enchanted Glasses