catboy maid Lyrics

I could never be your catboy

'Cuz the dress won't fit just right

And the cafés never hire

The man who hangs his head right in his paws at night

I could never be your golden retriever gamer boyfriend

Because i'm not quite a retriever

And I could never be your playboy bunny friend

Because i'm not a casual sleeper

The internet thinks so highly of boys who play dress-up

But I can't commit to a single role because I can't make my mind up

On who to be

So i'll try to be your catboy

I'll put on the dress and tights

I'll spend the whole day acting as though i really hate you

And then we'll cuddle late at night

I will try to be your golden retriever gamer boyfriend

But i'm still not quite the catch

But I will never be your playboy bunny friend

Life isn't a flower patch

The internet thinks so highly of boys who play dress-up

But I can't commit to a single role because I can't make my mind up

On who to be

The internet thinks so lowly of anybody who is not

Cis or straight or white or male or living devoted to god

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oh my god

The internet thinks so highly of boys who play dress-up

But I don't know who to be