Naughty Santa Lyrics

Daddy, can you read me the Christmas Story?

June, you're too old for the Christmas Story

But I can tell you my Christmas Story

It was Christmas Eve and night was starting to fall

I left my woman home alone while I went out to get presents & all

She was sipping on Egg Nog and singing Xmas Songs

Then she heard a knock, she thought something was wrong

While looking out the window, it came as a big surprise

There he was Santa Claus dressed in a weird disguise

It was Naughty Santa in red pajamas with flowers candles and chocolate candy

Naughty Santa in red pajamas he's got some nerve trying to seduce my girl

Slowly she opened the door up (Door Squeal) and he bolted in a flash

And like a child, he sat her on his knees and started talking trash

Said I am the Naughty Santa by the way of the South Pole

And I'm here to love ya and soothe your simmering soul

He said I brought you milk and cookies and my Ho, Ho, Ho

He said let's have some fun and I'll be right out the door

It was Naughty Santa in red pajamas with flowers, candles and chocolate candy

Naughty Santa in red pajamas

He's got some nerve trying to seduce my girl

He said all the women love me and that's a proven fact

So lay down next to Santa and just relax

I got back just in time to get Santa out of here

I was angrier than a red-nose reindeer

You Naughty Santa you better be on your way

Then he drove off in his Cadillac

And not his familiar sleigh

Naughty Santa don't you ever come back again

You dirty old man, I can see you ain't my friend

Naughty Santa you better behave yourself

Cause you're dealing with a real man, not a Little elf

Naughty Santa all you fellas in the neighborhood

Please remember the Naughty Santa is up to no good

It was Naughty Santa in red pajamas with flowers candles and chocolate candy

Naughty Santa in red pajamas

He's got some nerve trying to seduce my girl