Smothered and Covered Lyrics

Had 3 too many drinks like I used to do

I ended up at Waffle House a little past 2

The waitress said "what'll you have?" I said my coffee black

And call my wife and tell her that I ain't coming back

Smothered, covered, chunked and awful

Scattered, splattered

Baby won't you be my pecan waffle

Won't you be my biscuit tonight

Quarter past 3 and here I am again

This familiar booth is my only friend

I can't get his memory out of my head

Haven't talked since last year, I guess he's dead

Sitting in the same booth, it was almost 4

When a group of pretty girls walked in the door

I darted my eyes, I slipped off my ring

I pushed my waffle aside and I began to sing

Left waffle house it was half past five

I took my old truck for a drive

I found my love on the side of the road

I picked her up and she told me, I told you so