Climate Change ft. Gwam Lyrics

Damn guys, it really just doesn't feel like Christmas this year

It's all those damn carbon emissions

Creating a greenhouse gas effect within our atmosphere

Damn, that's crazy

You're right man

It's 52 degrees right now and it literally snowed last night

Climate change is really fucking us in the ass guys

Man, all I want

Is a white Christmas

Want to use my snow blower

I use it every year

Lately, the snow just isn't here

Maybe, the weather's acting a fool

(The weather's acting a fool)

Christmas time is arriving

The ground just isn't white

Polluting

The air just isn't right

Baby, the weather's got me feeling blue

(The weather's got me feeling blue)

Oh, on this Christmas morning

It's not cold enough

It's raining

I just want some fluff

Or flaking

No more snow days from school

(No more snow days from school)

No snow for sledding

I miss throwing snowballs

Pegging

Litterbugs can suck my balls

Head please

Mother Nature's been abused

(Mother Nature's been abused)

The weathers so disappointing

Winter is already here

Baby

Yet no snow appears

Sadly

Climate change has fucked us for good

(We are so fucking fucked)

No more snowing morning

Nothing but soggy grass, dirty

Climate change can eat my ass, Baby

Miss making snow forts in the snow

Another year no white Christmas

The Earth is not our whore, baby

It's crying at its core

This year

We'll all be playing in the slush

I just got mud on my sack

Up late smoking pack

Lately

Can't use my ski pads

Maybe

They'll let me ski on the grass