Teach Me Omaha Lyrics

Hey, little lady, can you teach me Omaha

All I'm playing is Texas Hold'em now

Hey, little lady, can you teach me Omaha

All I'm playing is Texas Hold'em now

Jack of spades, queen of clubs

I've got a draw so I have to raise

The flop is low and it's rainbow too

So I will bet and you have to fold

Hey, little lady, can you teach me Omaha

All I'm playing is Texas Hold'em now

Hey, little lady, can you teach me Omaha

All I'm playing is Texas Hold'em now

Sitting down the table with tons of chips

Waiting to walking down the strip

Oh, Las Vegas, here I come

Take care of me when everything is gone

Hey, little lady, can you teach me Omaha

All I'm playing is Texas Hold'em now

Hey, little lady, can you teach me Omaha

All I'm playing is Texas Hold'em now

I wanna be where Matusow is

I wanna be where Phil Hellmuth is

I wanna be where Ferguson is

I don't wanna be where Isildur is

I love to play Negreanu too

I don't mind playing Annie Duke

Put me up against anyone

Unless it is Isildur1

Hey, little lady, can you teach me Omaha

All I'm playing is Texas Hold'em now

Hey, little lady, can you teach me Omaha

All I'm playing is Texas Hold'em now

All I'm playing is Texas Hold'em now