The Easiest Lyrics

A piece of tail, a piece of cake

I'll take a drive down to the lake

A thousand girls, a thousand positions

They're here to ask, I'm ready to listen

The easiest thing you can get

The easiest I've had yet

You don't have to try, don't have to wait

The easiest, I'm not late

Down and out, down for the count

Like riding a pony, ready to mount

There's doggy bags ah, there's doggy style

And when she's barking that's when I smile

The easiest thing you can get

The easiest that I've had yet

Don't have to wait, don't have to cry

The easiest, give it a try

No strings and no attachment

No rules written in cement

I'll bring a rose; I'll bring a flower

I'll give you love, I'll give you a shower

Time after time, time again

Some say ok, others say it's a sin

Now there's toll free, there's toll saver

You take a guess; guess which one I gave her

The easiest thing you can get

The easiest that I've had yet

Don't have to wait, don't have to cry

The easiest, give it a try

The easiest thing you can get

The easiest that I've had yet

Don't have to wait, don't have to show

The easiest, get up and go

Stay on, stay hard