Eating Bears Lyrics

That ore, it’s yours you know

You have to get your taffy in the Mine 'n Taffy stores

My mine fields are flourishing underneath the floors

Those mines, they're mine you know

This hat, it's yours you know

But not the fat cat trapped in your baseball cap

This cat was far from fat when it had it's hat mishap

This cat, it's mine you know

A bong's a bong;

A thong's a thong;

A song's a song 'bout eating bears

Those bees, they're unbearable

It's not the berries fault that they bleed out honey bees

The bears still eat the berries even in the taffy trees

Those bears, they're unbeeable

These paws, they're the panda's

They dance across retinas if the sun is simmering

Black and white panda bears dance but never sing,

These songs (sung by pandas), they're silent

A thong's a thong;

A bong's a bong;

A song's a song 'bout eating bears

This thong, it's hers you know

A guitar string splitting up her bouncy ding-a-long

She's got rosy cheeks and gold ore-teeth chomping on your bong;

That bong - it's yours you know

That gold - it's hers you know

Those teeth - they're mine you know;

But I don't eat bears