An Unbeliever Too Lyrics

Now I don't believe in little gremlins

That come dancing around my floor

And I don't believe in the boogieman

He ain't hanging outside my door

And the stork don't bring no babies

And you can't get high on glue

Well, I don't believe in anything

Are you an unbeliever too

Now I don't believe in getting herpes

From dirty doorknobs or limousines

And I have followed many rainbows

But the pot was always filled with beans

And the good fairy she steals my pillows

While Santa Clause runs off with my brew

I'd hate to see those drunken reindeer flying

Are you an unbeliever too

Now, I don't believe in telepathy, besides

Who'd want to read my mind

It would be branded as pornography

A dirty book that always rhymed

And the Easter Bunny just snatched my omelet

As a star fell out of the blue

I hope it fries his prissy cottontail

Are you an unbeliever too

Now, I don't believe in love dear

I haven't felt it for so long

And when it comes to slinging arrows

I always do it with a song

In this world of eastbound martyrs

I can't find any need for a zoo

There's a gorilla right next to your barstool babe

Are you an unbeliever too

In this world of eastbound martyrs

I can't find any need for a zoo

There's a gorilla right next to your barstool babe

Are you an unbeliever too