My Wife Knits Lyrics

I have a wife who knits

Got me asking, how does she do it

Sitting there with yarn and, like, two sticks

Listening to music, watching Doctor Who flicks

And in a few flicks of her wrists I have new mitts? Wha

Ludicrous. Absolutely looney. I’m losing it

Dude the newbie here is amused a lot and confused a bit

She just knitted sheep’s hair into something we wear

May as well have solved a Rubik’s cube while doing scooter tricks

Somebody put the cats away

Yarn balls aren’t toys, you gon’ have to wait

We got fabric in the basket

Same length as Tom Hanks’ beard in Castaway

Don’t even try to front now

Started scarf last week, she’s already done now

I’m knitted up like a it’s a fashion craze

And the best part is, I don’t even have to pay