Margaritas Lyrics

Hey

Handshake and name

My twenty twenties

They start today

I'm wide awake

Yeah wide awake

My twenty twenties

They start today

Come

Please take a seat

I'll get you started

Something to eat

Something to drink

Oh if you like

We got a special tonight I think you might like to try

We spare no expense

Our assets your excess

Our patrons can relax

We're right off the train tracks

Conveniently located

Five star hotel, rated

Best by the Town Mouse

Our frozen margaritas on the house

Welcome to Charlie's Pub n' Grill

Can I take your order, get your drinks, and run the bill

So raise a glass to my decline

Glamour, charm, and romance come at too steep of a price

Cash

From the hotel

These fuckin' assholes

Don't tip so well

They're VIPs

Oh by the way

You parked your Mercedes in a fire lane

And as we speak

It's trickling down

Into my landlord's

Third bank account

I'll take the train

I need an out

But to get a ticket

I'd have to have an employee discount

We spare no expense

Our assets your excess

Our patrons can relax

You don't need no face mask

Conveniently located

Five star hotel, rated

Best by the Town Mouse

Our twenty twenty twenties on the house

Welcome to Charlie's Pub n' Grill

Can I take your order, get your drinks, and run the bill

So raise a glass to my decline

Glamour, charm, and romance come at too steep of a price

Vodka tonic, whiskey, rum, tequila, that's right

Margaritas on the house tonight

We're coping any way we can

But I'll never get a ticket at the rate that they demand

Señorita, I complete ya, night's still young

Guarantee ya really need a night undone

Baby make me a

Margarita, mamma mia, I go numb

"Where I come from, when I was young..."

It's hard to heed ya, when it's hard to feed a house of one

"We can't afford to pay you more, 'cause..."

We spare no expense

Our assets your excess

Our patrons can relax

We're right off the train tracks

Conveniently located

Five star hotel, rated

Best by the Town Mouse

Our frozen margaritas on the house

Welcome to Charlie's Pub n' Grill

Can I take your order, get your drinks, and run the bill

So raise a glass to my decline

Glamour, greed and gluttony all part of the design

Vodka tonic, whiskey, rum, tequila, that's right

Margaritas on the house tonight

We're coping any way we can

But I'll never get a ticket at the rate that they demand

Handshake and name

My twenty twenties

They start today

I'm wide awake

Yeah wide awake

My twenty twenties

They start today