Microwave Blues Lyrics

I can sing to you 'bout the flowers

Or talk about your shoes

I'll even apologize for the hours I've spent with you

But there's one thing baby

One thing I'll never do

You can count on these words, baby

Count to twenty-two

I'll never tell you, no never tell you

'Bout my microwave blues

When the wind gets windy

And I'm feeling cold and lost

And I look at my plate and there's only

Two cold hot dogs

I'll never tell you, never tell you

Never tell you

Only my microwave can soothe

My microwave blues

You heat up my food

You pull up my mood

Fuck that gas stove, baby

I only want you, agheowah

My microwave blues

I'll never be sad

Now that I got you on my mattress baby

Oh my 36850W1Q, baby

Ahh, oh my god

I got my microwave, heat up my food

Babe, I got you on my mattress

You really soothe my microwave blues