Creepy Freaky Man Lyrics

Creepy like Kane

Creepy like Freaks

Two headed ladies

And ladies with beards

How many people think aliens are real

How many people eat sushi with eel

How many people celebrate Halloween

Did you wear a costume last year

I dressed as DeNiro from Cape Fear

One year I was Norm from the show Cheers

I even walked around with an open beer

Arrested then acquitted by a jury of my peers

A Michael Jackson wannabe

Is the Man in the Mirror

Stayed in the Bates Motel

And things got weird

Norman Bates tried to recreate the shower scene

Got out of the way

Won't die young like James Dean

Got him first

Bates let out a big scream

Call me the Creepy Freaky Man

This is my creepy freaky brand

Call me the Creepy Freaky Man

This is my creepy freaky jam

Creepy like Bane

The creepy Nicholas Cage

Every person gets creepier with age

What's that noise the people under the stairs

First degree murder can get you the electric chair

Some people don't care

But they do it anyways

They found cancer in the chest X-rays

Nothing to live for means nothing to lose

Be careful Michael Myers is on the loose

Jason Vorhees and Freddy Kreuger are too

Watchout

Pumpkinhead's looking for you

As well as the creature from the black lagoon

If you die you don't come back like in a cartoon

I just want peace and love

But there's impending doom

A zombie apocalypse is coming real, real soon

It's an American Horror Story Nightmare that's come true

Watch out they are coming for you

Call me the Creepy Freaky Man

This is my creepy freaky brand

Call me the Creepy Freaky Man

This is my creepy freaky jam

Girls dressed as nuns

Rich kids dressed as bums

It's all kind of dumb

But It's all in good fun

The parents are all drunk

Boys with plastic guns

On a normal day will get you shot by a cop

Eating tons of candy

Will turn your kid into a fatty

The sugary food you are eating will give you diabetes

These companies give you more

So you'll be hooked for sure

Monsanto is worse than ISIS

But they sure can hide it

They poison vegetables and rice

They call it golden rice

Beware of your diet

You just might die

They make you believe everything is alright

The politicians are paid real nice to stay quiet

It's got to start with us and the time to start is now

It's time to start caring before we all fall down

It's time to start caring before we all start to drown

Turn off our telly and turn up right NOW

Call me the Creepy Freaky Man

This is a creepy freaky brand

Call me the Creepy Freaky Man

This is a creepy freaky jam

Serial Killers, Junkies, and Rapists

The world is such a creepy freaky place

Corporate blowhards, religious zealots

The world is such a creepy freaky place

Call me the Creepy Freaky Man

This is my creepy freaky brand

Call me the Creepy Freaky Man

This is my creepy freaky jam

Just call me the Creepy Freaky Man

This is my creepy freaky brand

Just call me the Creepy Freaky Man

This is my creepy freaky jam

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