The Fine Print Lyrics

I remember that first night out with her

Like taking a new toy out of the plastic

She seemed more movie star than saboteur

The jaw dropping looks on my friends' faces were classic

Should've taken the time to read label

Contents may become unstable

Yeah there's always a catch

Something too good to be true

Always ends up a mess

When the bill comes due

Sometimes all you need to do is squint

When you're looking for the fine print

That night I guess I got a little too drunk

She put me in the car and drove me downtown

She seemed like she was going to be so much fun

The judge laughed and called me the luckiest boy around

I should've looked a little closer at that paper

Thought I'd figure out all the details later

Yeah there's always a catch

Something too good to be true

Always ends up a mess

When the bill comes due

If you don't understand what the man meant

Have your lawyer read the fine print

Well I woke up the next morning a different guy

Asking why oh why

She kept repeating terms and conditions may apply

Why oh why

It was clear that this would be a painful lesson

My oh my

When she said side effects may include

Headache, nausea, and new or worsening depression

Now I'm trying to put her back in the wrapper

She's running around my house like she owns the place

Uh, technically she does

She won't take no for an answer

After a month I've had enough and I'm still standing on first base

I really should've read the fine print on that sign

View from this mountain isn't worth the climb

Yeah there's always a catch

Something too good to be true

Always ends up a mess

When the fun's all through

Heed my advice, life is a marathon, not a sprint

Take the time to read the fine print

Take the time to read the fine print

Take the time to read the fine print

Take the time to read the first print