When Chelsea Score Lyrics

Always very happy when Chelsea score

When Chelsea, when Chelsea

When Chelsea, one, two, three, four

When Chelsea score, yeah, yeah, yeah

When Chelsea score, yeah, yeah, yeah

Now, let me help you understand

How I'm patiently waiting for evening to descend

Been known to take my time over getting in the beers

Have a little nap, got a headful of ideas

I'm all yours, cheers, writing on songs

Watching the game when a day's too long

I ride on a bike, as a last resource

I puff on a bong, that's a joke of course

I'm all yours, huh, I'm going for the sun

I let it shine a little, not enough to hurt us none

I might get high or four to the floor

But I'm always very happy when Chelsea score

When Chelsea score, yeah, yeah, yeah

When Chelsea score, yeah, yeah, yeah

Now, you know my middle name's

'Always trying to be helpful', it's the kind of guy I am

Find me in your kitchen I might help you with your chores

Find me at a gig, I will do encores

I'm all yours

I like the Beatles and the Stones

Singing for a living, only life I've ever known

In all the little pubs with the sawdust floor

And the mugs and the thugs and a monkey at the door

I'm all yours

Play at Jonathan's and Thor's

Anybody's songs if they get me applause

Musically speaking I'm a right old whore

And I'm always very happy when Chelsea score

When Chelsea score, yeah, yeah, yeah

When Chelsea score, yeah, yeah, yeah

When Chelsea score

One, two, three, four, take me to the bridge

Soothe me when I grieve, I'll scratch you if you itch

When Chelsea score

One, two, three, four, say a little more

Always very happy when Chelsea score

When Chelsea score

I'm nobody's fool, but I love those chants

And I know just what the dancing's for

When Chelsea score, yeah, yeah, yeah

When Chelsea score, yeah, yeah, yeah