The Hearse Song Lyrics

The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out

The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out

Don't you ever laugh as the hearse goes by

For you may be the next to die

They'll wrap you up in a big white sheet

From your head down to your feet

They'll put you in a big black box

Cover you up with dirt and rocks

It all goes well for about a week

Then your coffin begins to leak

And the worms crawl in and the worms crawl out

The worms play pinochle on your snout

They eat your eyes and they eat your nose

They eat the jelly between your toes

Eat, drink, and be merry

Soon we'll be buried

Eat, drink, and be merry

Soon we'll be dead

Your stomach turns a slimy green

And puss comes out like whipping cream

Your chest caves sin and your eyes pop out

Your brain turns into sauerkraut

And the worms crawl out and the worms crawl in

The ones that crawl in are lean and thin

The ones that crawl out are fat and stout

Your eyes fall in and your hair falls out

Eat, drink, and be merry

Soon we'll be buried

Eat, drink, and be merry

Soon we'll be dead

La La La La La La La La La La La

La La La La La La La

Soon we'll be dead

Did you ever think as the hearse goes by

That you may be the next to die

Your eyes fall out and your teeth decay

And that is the end of a perfect day

The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out

The worms play pinochle on your snout

Your eyes fall out and your teeth decay

Raise a glass high and we'll sing it again

The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out

The worms play pinochle on your snout

Your eyes fall out and your teeth decay

And that is the end of a perfect day