dog yearz (the hoser) Lyrics

Decapitated, put the top down

A heavy head with all my teeth crowned

The kicker is just one more kicker on a list of endless unconverted touchdowns

Down the road you feel the same way

And you would never miss a leg day

So you'll defend Led Zep until the bitter end right after plagiarizing Stairway

In my youth, with an aversion to the truth

"another version of the truth," is what I'd say

The dog years got away

Goo-goo

Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga

Goo-goo

Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga

Goo-goo

Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga

Goo-goo

Ga-ga-ga-ga

Hit the road and get some breakfast

Makin eyeballs at the waitress

Feelin Sprite-ly and you wanna start a band

Well, have you ever looked on Craigslist?

Delete my head

"Stick a fork in me, I'm dead": the embarrassing last words I ever said

Ooh-ooh

Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga

Goo-goo

Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga

Goo-goo

Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga

Goo-goo

Ga-ga-ga-ga

I'm a poser, I'm a hoser

I'm a math class dozer

I'm a hoser, I'm a poser

I'm a math class dozer

I'm a poser, I'm a hoser

I'm a math class dozer

I'm a hoser, I'm a poser

I'm a math class dozer

Delete my head

"Stick a fork in me, I'm dead": the last and dumbest thing I ever said