2 Tomcats Lyrics

Two-ton Trevor took a letter to the vetter marked confidential

He said I shoulda known better than to stretch a moonbeam to it's full potential

I took a bite of the apple and a ride in a Bentley Continental

I don't really give a fuck about things it was purely ornamental

Two tomcats knocking on my door

In the middle of the night

Looking for a fight

I tried to stay polite

Coming round here with a bagful of gear

Like a dirty parasite

Whosoever

Whatsoever

Go and fly a kite

Everywhere I go

It seems appropriate to know

About the world

Everywhere I see

The different cultures known to me

Gonna carry on

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I've given all I can but I never had a plan and now I'm facing a crisis

I'm hanging upside down intertwined in the trappings of my own devices

Exasperation desperation titillation fornication

Very informal

You got a smug face straight back

Walking down the street

Like it's totally normal

Two tomcats knocking on my door

In the middle of the night

Looking for a fight

I tried to stay polite

Coming round here with a bagful of gear

Like a dirty parasite

Whosoever

Whatsoever

Go and fly a kite

Why does it seem to have to be

Sanctimonious nonsense fills my day

Predominantly

It's so impossible to breathe

To the world in which we live

It's never wise to be naïve

Everywhere I go

It seems appropriate to know

All about the world

Everywhere I see

The different cultures known to me

Gonna carry on

Two tomcats knocking on my door

In the middle of the night

Looking for a fight

I tried to stay polite

Coming round here with a bagful of gear

Like a dirty parasite

Whosoever

Whatsoever

Go and fly a kite

One two three four five

One two three four five

One two three four five

One two three four five