The Mystery of Mr. E Lyrics

Mr. E & Miss. Understanding have been having some problems recently at home

Despite her name she's not too understanding & she wants much more than a single letter man

Mr. E says that she's "more like misdemeanour"

But by contrast, she grows sick of standing under his thumb

Well I guess she's under-standing in a literal way

Mr. E (one letter) & Miss. Understanding (standing under) have been Pondering Pacifist Plots to Perplex Plans

But despite the P's they still flirt with disbanding

But their literal names won't consummate themselves

Mr. E realised you can't judge a book by it's title

& Coincidently she found out there's no mystery

There is no mystery to Mr. E

Mr. E & Miss. Understanding have been having some problems recently at home

Mr. E & Miss. Understanding have been having some problems recently at home

Mr. E & Miss. Understanding have been having some problems recently at home

(Closing time for Mr. E)

Mr. E & Miss. Understanding have been having some problems recently at home

(Closing time for Mr. E)