Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes Lyrics

Joystick, fingers wrapped around

Feelin' the blue walrus tonight

And the claw, descending on my prize

Was it worth the 53rd time

I spent all my money

On cheap plastic toys

Now I moved from that

Better way of life

And I play stupid games

To win stupid prizes

And all this waste

Goes to my time

For that teddy bear of course

Pressing, down on the shiny button

Waiting for my precious reward

At the tin door

Down below holding that prize in my hands

Brought that smile onto my face finally

But the plush was mine but

It was better in the trash and

It all started with

The claw descending on my gift

Was it, worth all sixteen dollars (Sixteen dollars)

I spent all my money

On cheap plastic toys

Now I moved from that

Better way of life

And I play stupid games

To win stupid prizes

All this waste

Goes to my time

For that bouncy ball of course

Return, to the play machine

I hope I win again

Pressing, the shiny button

And watching, my claw descend

But I missed it ever so slightly

I spent all my money

On cheap plastic toys

Now I moved from that

Better way of life

Now don't play stupid games

To win stupid prizes

And all your time

Won't go to waste

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