200 Proofs Rap ft. Eric Dubay Lyrics

Y'all say it's a distraction, but look, what's happening

Truthers taking to the streets with a plan of action

Why would they fib about where we live?

Y'all, what's the point, man? It is what it is

Well, how you think those captains navigate the sea

It's easy as plain trigonometry

Ask any surveyor or architect If there's a lick of curvature that they can detect

Even civil engineers say we ain't on a sphere

Ask pilots what they see when they up in the air

Sayin' that we're all monkeys on a ball Spinning East

As if we don't belong like we're some kind of disease

Now have you ever seen a river running uphill

That's what I thought, and you never will

You want a nail in the coffin I'm sure you can have it

Take a good look at the second law of thermodynamics, what

You got CGI, we got 200 proofs You got NASA lies, we got 200 proofs

You got lights in the sky, we got 200 proofs

We got 200 proofs, over 200 proofs

You got CGI, we got 200 proofs You got NASA lies, we got 200 proofs

You got lights in the sky, we got 200 proofs

We got 200 proofs, over 200 proofs

The earth's flatter than a matador off that caton

This rhyme's tighter than a dry Heimann-lined vagina

Your mind's kinda like a fine china dining item

Ready to crack at the first sign of any pressure

So let's test you with the best open-ended questions

Consider first, don't just blurt out your worst suggestion

What shapes the world is it twirling around, you reckon

Take a second, you're gonna need a physics lesson

You've been taught that you ought not to feel the spinning

But I've got quite a lot to reveal this evening

It seems you bought an implausible false theory

Cause on a ball, there's gradients involved

It's not so simple, it's one speed for all

Thousand mile pH, right at the equator

With polar observers sitting softly at nil

And everyone between at different speeds still

You got CGI, we got 200 proofs

You got NASA lies, we got 200 proofs

You got lights in the sky, we got 200 proofs

We got 200 proofs, over 200 proofs

You got CGI, we got 200 proofs

You got NASA lies, we got 200 proofs

You got lights in the sky, we got 200 proofs

We got 200 proofs, over 200 proofs

Airy's Failure is just a play on words

No matter how hard they try, they can't move the earth

Is it on pillars or balanced on elephants

Questions like that may seem like nonsense

Unless you're willing to clear your mind

Of all that propaganda they use to confine

Your own logic and levels of reasoning

We're always hearing explain the seasons

See the sun moves itself on a circuit

Between the tropics of Cancer and Capricorn, you heard of it

How about the spire atop of Notre Dame

Ship captains say they see it 150 miles away

At that distance, it would be a mile below the curve

Light refraction only accounts for a twelfth of that ya heard

They changing shape to an oblate spheroid

Sounds like the ramblings of a bloated schizoid