DINGLEBERRY JOHNSON ft. Steve Parker Lyrics

Im sitting on a bar stool , just staring at the floor

The thought of you walking in , scares me to the core Pimples on your forehead , yellow spots on your chin Fanny like Grand Canyon and it stinks like a wheel bin

Big fat smelly armpits , ugly face broken teeth

Don’t take your clothes off , cos it not good underneath Arse like a baby hippo , that drags along the floor Don’t drop those knickers girl , I just can’t take no more

Dingleberry Johnsons , got fuck all on you

Your so god dam ugly , you make me want to spew

Now when she’s got her tights on , her ankles look quite thin

Though she doesn’t know it , they’re straining from within When she bends and twists and turns , you might hear them part

Although its more than likely , a Brussel sprout fart

Dingleberry Johnsons , got fuck all on you

Your so god dam ugly , you’ve put on a stone or two

Now you might think , from this song

Any man should , just walk past

This big fat hairy lady , who looks like she comes from cas

But if your in a fight one day , you’ll thank me , that I know Shell just lift her armpits , and off they’ll fucking go

Dingleberry Johnsons , got fuck all on you

Your so god dam ugly , you’ve put on a stone or two