Escapee Lyrics

He stands back

He was fogging up the window

He gets sad

Mr T would've known what to do (and the A Team is not coming back)

Blistered thumb

The result of commodore sixty four

All denim

Just him and his slinky who could ask for more

And the A Team is not coming back

The Rubik's cube he could never crack

He quotes

All of Miyagi's lessons

He goes

To Star Wars reunions

Suppose

He could ever be an escapee it's hard to see

He's got

Glam rock still on his walkman

Weak spot

When it comes to pacman

One shot

To finally become an escapee of the eighties

Optimus Prime

Is his all time favourite action figurine

Digital time

Top Gun movie still in its packaging (and the A Team is not coming back)

No mobile phone

Thinks he's Daniel Larusso when it comes to push or shove

He's all alone

Girls aren't keen on guys in one fingerless glove

And the A Team is not coming back

The Rubik's cube he could never crack

He quotes

All of Miyagi's lessons

He goes

To Star Wars reunions

Suppose

He could ever be an escapee it's hard to see

He's got

Glam rock still on his walkman

Weak spot

When it comes to pacman

One shot

To finally become an escapee of the eighties

He spots her

Trying to sell her My Little Ponies

Like Madonna

With thick white socks all the way up to her knees (and the A Team is not coming back)

They go out

Wearing shoulder pads and jumpers round their waists

They make out

It's been years since a denim embrace

And the A Team is not coming back

The Rubik's cube he could never crack

He quotes

All of Miyagi's lessons

He goes

To Star Wars reunions

Suppose

He could ever be an escapee it's hard to see

He's got

Glam rock still on his walkman

Weak spot

When it comes to pacman

One shot

To finally become an escapee of the eighties