Flat Ass Lyrics

I have a flat ass. There are no songs about that

#MargaretCho reposted that on Instagram

But, I quickly found a tune for her flat ass

Just minutes after reading that

Here's proof, that she was wrong

Because I found out there's such a song

I just hope that she won't feel wronged

Once I play her flat ass' song

I have a flat ass. There are no songs about that

#MargaretCho reposted that on Instagram

I have something that, I will confess to you

But, promise me that you won't tell a soul

I once watched a tape of Margaret Cho

Oh no, no, no, no don't you get excited

It wasn't like a sex tape you are all expected

It's about her own comedy

Asking herself whether or not she was gay

But, her brilliant mind finds out she was just horny

I have a flat ass. There are no songs about that

And that my friends got stuck on this brain!

As long as it has a crack

Dear M.C., worry not

If your ass is flat

Don't be sad, but be glad

You might have your flat ass

But, I'd like you to know

There's a song just for that

Here's one for you