Hypocrites & Hippo-shits Lyrics

Bob Dylan's making Chrysler commercials

And the rest of the worlds facing a reversal

The poor will be rich and the rich will be poor

But only because the radios become an ear sore

Find counter cultures behind the counter

Buy society approved rebellion around here

Then you can get paid at a discount rate

Hate what everyone else hates

I'm living with being poor and happy but still would love to be rich

Because then it would be easier to be a goddamn son of a bitch

And easy is easier

Don't you agree

That having money would be better than having to be happy

Johnny rotten cant believe it's not butter

And Dylan's IBMing no feet in the gutter

Star Trek guest starring iggy pop

The only true punks are the ones who died before they could sellout they can't make it stop

It's not ideal but I guess I'll have to deal

I'm ripping from Dylan I'm stealing his tunes

I'm cutting and slicing reopening old wounds

Cause he's not here for us he's on the moon

If a Chevrolet is worth a million

You'll buy it regardless because it is new

And he's bob fucking Dylan

Bob fucking Dylan

Easy is easier

Even if it's sleazier

Easy is easier-erer

Easy is easier

Easy is easier

Even if it's sleazier

Easy is easier-erer

Easy is easier